What names should a fledgling mattress company avoid when naming their mattresses?

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What names should a fledgling mattress company avoid when naming their mattresses?
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....or maybe that would be a good name, I just don't know anymore
Reply:I'm not sure what mine is called, the tag was missing, but it came with apple juice stains and some homeless guy already asleep on it.
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Reply:The Bed Buggery.


That's just wrong on so many levels.
Reply:Personally, I can't wait for my Acme Assfuck to arrive.





*cries*
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Reply:I am at a loss for words.....